- Sheldon: I made tea.
- Leonard: I don't want tea.
- Sheldon: I didn't make tea for you. This is my tea.
- Leonard: Then why are you telling me?
- Sheldon: It's a conversation starter.
- Leonard: That's a lousy conversation starter.
- Sheldon: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.
I meant to write a decent description, I really did.
